Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Britney or Dick: Who's the better role model?

Spears: Recklessly drove her SUV with her 4 month-old son in her lap
Cheney: Accidentally shot 78 year-old hunting companion in the face while out shooting quail
Edge: Dick





Spears: Had driving license at the time
Cheney: Was not licensed for hunting birds at the time
Edge: Britney

Spears: Initially tried to escape notice
Cheney: Initially tried to suppress story
Edge: Tie

Spears: Immediately became the butt of jokes by Jay Leno, Jon Stewart, and David Letterman
Cheney: Immediately became the butt of jokes by Jay Leno, Jon Stewart, and David Letterman
Edge: Tie

Spears: Blamed the press
Cheney: The White House blamed the hunting companion
Edge: Tie

Spears: Apologized publicly for setting bad driving example
Cheney: Has not apologized publicly setting bad hunting example
Edge: Britney

Spears: No charges laid
Cheney: Given a warning citation by Texas Parks and Wildlife
Edge: Britney


Spears: Criticized as “irresponsible” by US Transportation Secretary Norman Mineta
Cheney: Criticized by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals president Ingrid Newkirk
Edge: Dick

Spears: Extenuating circumstances—married to Kevin Federline
Cheney: Extenuating circumstances—works for George W. Bush
Edge: Dick

Final Result: Tie


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