Sunday, February 26, 2006

The week's most compelling news....



Currently estimated at 64% of those known to Charlie Sheen After learning that estranged husband Charlie Sheen had been unfaithful on their recent Barbados vacation, Denise Richards visited California’s Thousand Oaks Medical Center to have herself tested for what a source referred to as “every disease known to man”


And doctor, there’s this Pete Doherty guy who claims to know me Kate Moss spent four hours with London neurologist Nicholas Page being tested for short-term memory problems



But I swear he never leaves his toddler’s car-seat Britney Spears was rumored to be regularly seeing her ex 55-hour husband Jason Alexander




We’ll see if Janet or Mariah are doing anything that evening
Oscar-winning Miami Vice actor Jamie Foxx revealed that he wanted a big-boned date for this years Oscars, saying “a woman's posterior is the key to my heart”




I promise I won’t take them anywhere
near Charlie Sheen Actor and noted party animal Christian Slater has asked for joint custody of his son and daughter in papers filed with his ex-wife Ryan Haddon


Hey, if it makes Jamie Foxx smile when you walk towards him, why not Basic Instinct 2 star Sharon Stone let it be known she wasn’t a fan of the current fashion for push-up bras: “Frankly, I find the acres of shoved-up boobies so much more horrifying than walking across the room nude. [It] looks like you have your ass on backwards”


Christ, can he at least slap the babes around? New James Bond Daniel Craig revealed that he can’t drive Bond’s classic Aston Martin DB5 because it has a manual transmission, and that he’s terrified of handguns



Co-starring Kevin Federline as Ghandi Paris Hilton was mentioned as a possibility to portray Mother Teresa in a film biography planned by Indian filmmaker T Rajeevnath






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